Driving Into the 21st Century
Before heading out to fish yesterday, a small package arrived via UPS -- from AMEX Rewards. I ordered it Sunday and, at that time, I was informed to allow 14 days for the delivery. Too bad USPS doesn't deliver in such a timely fashion -- they could surely take a lesson from UPS (but, maybe they are protected by the Dodd Frank bill -- too big to fail).
Anyway, I now have a co-pilot (a TomTom) and I can even have "Homer Simpson's" voice tell me where to go (that should make it easier for me to blame it on him if I make a bad turn from now on). First, this dummy has to get some practice using it in the Jeep -- now, where shall I go (maybe Sawgrass)? Or to the driving range somewhere nearby?? Hmmmm. Maybe I can even drive at night too with this thing.
At least this saves me from advertising and interviewing applicants for the co-pilots position (and Tiger hasn't stepped up to take that seat -- at least when the diesel engine is running). Other times he takes that seat after I have warmed it up and after I get up and turn my back.
Anyway, I now have a co-pilot (a TomTom) and I can even have "Homer Simpson's" voice tell me where to go (that should make it easier for me to blame it on him if I make a bad turn from now on). First, this dummy has to get some practice using it in the Jeep -- now, where shall I go (maybe Sawgrass)? Or to the driving range somewhere nearby?? Hmmmm. Maybe I can even drive at night too with this thing.
At least this saves me from advertising and interviewing applicants for the co-pilots position (and Tiger hasn't stepped up to take that seat -- at least when the diesel engine is running). Other times he takes that seat after I have warmed it up and after I get up and turn my back.
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